From a few months ago, the Periodic Table of Super-Powers, from Comics Alliance.
Friday
Sunday
It Goes To 11 and Has Electrolytes
The hair's getting long and unruly again. My wife came back from the store today having purchased a giant tube of hair gel, and she enjoyed making fun of the label. We note several features:
- Not satisfied with 10, this gel goes to 11.
- It is activity-proof , which is fortunate, because it is apparently marketed to marathoners, who, as I seem to remember, are somewhat active at times, and, surprisingly, fret the entire race about the state of their hair.
- It's got electrolytes, which hair needs.
- The bubbles in the gel don't move when you shake the container. This is the kind of control I need.
- If you look at the clock in the background of the label, the gel may actually last only nine minutes. Nobody has ever run a marathon in nine minutes, although some have come close. But their legs exploded.
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